KilalaOTP: Rarimaud

My first entry for s shipping contest

Maud (as expressionless and deadpan as always): Rarity…

Rarity: Hm? Maudi-Darling, is everything alright? You seem a little nervous.

Maud: How can you tell?

Rarity: You have that tick to chew on your mane whenever you’re a little worked up and so your coiffure is a bit... disordered*wink*

Maud: *she lifts one of her eyebrows ever so slightly*

Rarity: Oh don’t look so surprised! When you’re married for 3 years you start to notice some things. So, what is it?

Maud: Actually, I just wanted to tell you something, but I’m a little afraid.

Rarity: Aww c’mere love, *hugs Maud* you can tell me anything.

Maud:…. I didn’t know how to put it, so I wrote a poem.

Rarity: Darling you know I love your poetry! You always find such marvelous ways to express yourself. Please, Continue.

Maud. Alright, here goes…

Pebble lying on the ground. 
Grey. Small.
A rock so little but of great magnitude. 
I wanna have kids. 

Rarity: Maud, that was simply.....

WHAHA?????